Aliens Among Us
Tom: Arnold… be honest. You ever get the feeling… aliens are already here?
Like, walking among us?
Arnold: Tom, you thought the mailman was an alien because he wears the same socks every day.
Tom: Who does that?! He’s clearly hiding something under those calves!
Arnold: Yeah — probably disappointment from talking to you every morning.
Tom: You're telling me in this infinite universe, we're the only intelligent life?
Arnold: I'm saying they observed our species… and chose to wait until we invent common sense.
Tom: haha, I am serious Arnold! I'm telling you, they're blending in. wearing cargo shorts… and doing yoga in the park like they belong here.
Arnold: Alright, busted. Now let me go blend in by overwatering my lawn like the rest of the humans. #aliens #tomandanrnoldchronices #storytime
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